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Buy an Anderson Porcine Industries Kit

Anderson Porcine Industries currently offers - at a drastically reduced price - our top of the line Deluxe Choco-Porcine Culinary Kit (Mark I).

The kit includes:

But wait, there's more!

*not bacon. Seriously. Canada Post does not approve of pig in the mail. Who knew?

Buy now - don't delay! The power of Pop Rocks compels you!