Anderson Porcine Industries currently offers - at a drastically reduced price - our top of the line Deluxe Choco-Porcine Culinary Kit (Mark I).
The kit includes:
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Over one pound of gourmet chocolate
Pop Rocks
MORE Pop Rocks
8-page, signed and numbered instruction manual for harnessing the MIGHTY POWER OF PORK!
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A special, FREE suprise!*
*not bacon. Seriously. Canada Post does not approve of pig in the mail. Who knew?
Buy now - don't delay! The power of Pop Rocks compels you!